My Mom is Beginning to Scare Me!

Dear Friends,


I was going through emails tonight, and I've noticed several that are just appearing for some reason, yet their published date is a couple of weeks off -- either a computer glitch or I'm even more disorganized than I originally thought. (I'll let you make the call!)

However, one email -- from Mom -- gives me pause. I must admit, I have pretty 'hip' parents! Mom's latest email to me entitled, "Famous Last Words" would give Father Sal or Father Conrad a run for their money. So, here's a bit of humor from my Mom, again, entitled: "Famous last Words!"

I wonder what this button is for.

I wonder where the mother bear is.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes.

Are you sure the power is off?

It's probably just a rash.

Which wire am I supposed to cut?

I've seen this done on TV.

Rat poison only kills rats.

I think it's dead.

What's that priest doing here?

That's odd....

I can do that with my eyes closed.

What duck?

Nice doggie.

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Mom, you're beginning to scare me; besides this, you've mastered the computer much too quickly!

Nevertheless, I wish you all a great night!

Father James Baraniak, O. Praem.